From discreet to all the bells and whistles, these vibrators will have you coming back for more.

By Sabrina-Rogers Anderson

Remember when you had to walk into a brick-and-mortar sex shop and try to casually browse the vibrator section, desperately hoping a sales clerk wouldn’t saunter up and ask if they could help you with anything? Cringety cringe cringe.

Not only are we now spared that embarrassment thanks to online shopping and discreet shipping, but vibrator technology and choice have come such a long way. Gone are the days of oversized, veiny, phallic horrors (unless you’re into that, in which case there’s no shame, girlfriend!). A new day of discreet and powerful sex toys has dawned and I’m here for it.

Road-testing vibrators is a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. I rolled up my sleeves and put these three bad boys to the test. You’re welcome, ladies.

Entry level: Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Have you heard of clitoral suction toys? This relatively new invention (think mid-2010s) has revolutionised the sex-toy industry. Instead of being shaped like a penis, clit suckers feature a nozzle that uses air pressure to create suction on the clitoris and produce powerful orgasms. Imagine that - a sex toy designed with female anatomy and pleasure in mind!

I’d never tried one before I gave the Lovehoney X Romp model a whirl. It took me a while to figure out how to position it correctly (and avoid generating a loud, startling suction sound whenever I inadvertently broke the seal with my skin!), but I finally got the hang of it.

I can confirm that the only thing that’s entry level about this little gem is the price - the efficacy is profeshonal. It didn’t give me an instant orgasm like some reviewers describe (some gals have all the luck!), but it certainly got me there in the end.

Pros: Designed for female pleasure, compact and affordable.

Cons: Requires 2 x AAA batteries and I’d be curious to know if higher-end models are even more mind-blowing? I guess I may have to do another edit in the future! 

Price: $49.95

Mid range: love.not war. Laska

The rabbit vibrator is a tried-and-true classic, but love.not war. takes it to a new level with its minimalistic yet powerful design. Crafted from recycled aluminium and NeoSilicone - the first silicone that’s safe to use with silicone lube - the Laska features two “ears” that sit on either side of your clitoris.

The ears send vibrations into the entire clitoral body - which forms a wishbone shape extending down from the clitoris - resulting in much more powerful orgasms than you can get from stimulating the clitoris alone. It’s perfect for use on your own or with your partner - and I thoroughly enjoyed both. 

Pros: Compact, sleek, sturdy, rechargeable and highly effective. The battery base is interchangeable with all the love. not war. heads and this company is seriously dedicated to sustainability.

Cons: None.

Price: $72.95

Luxe: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

The name says it all! If you want to be stimulated in all the right spots at once - the clitoris, the hidden parts of the clitoral body that lie under the skin and the G-spot - this is the vibrator for you. You’ll need a generous amount of water-based lube when you’re using the Greedy Girl!

There are 36 possible vibration combinations from the two separate motors that operate the shaft and the rabbit-ears clit stimulator. You won’t be disappointed by the rabbit ears which are well-designed and provide intensely pleasurable vibrations at three different speed settings. The shaft curves inwards to hit your G-spot at the same time, resulting in a double stimulation whammy that’s a totally different sensation than a clit-only vibrator. The Greedy Girl gave me three orgasms in a row - oh la la! 

But don’t feel bad if the G-spot stimulation doesn’t do much for you - you’re not alone. Try to see it as an added pleasurable sensation without necessarily chasing an elusive double orgasm or simply use the rabbit ears without the shaft. 

Pros: Simultaneous clitoris and G-spot stimulation, 36 vibration combinations, two powerful motors, whisper-quiet operation, battery life of 60 minutes. 

Cons: It may be too much if you’re only looking for a little clit tickle! Some partners may be intimidated by its girth and efficacy during couple play, but they could very easily warm up to it.

Price: $139.95